I am prejudiced: The tattooed, silicone enhanced, rug pasted, Botox faced, pierced, annoy me.
Anyone using the expressions “it’s a good read” or “take a listen,” make me cringe.
And what is it with motorcycles and cars that can’t wait their turn? Hell, they are like rap lovers completely inconsiderate of melody.
The extra cost people pay for ripped up pants, or those wearing a pair barely managing to hang off the lumps on their ass, all an irritation. And what is it with the young, putting studs in their noses, lips, tongues and parts thankfully unseen? Or old people that wear and ride around in brags; Rolex/Mercedes/Dior/Gucci or a Porsche as if they still had it all together and could handle it under full power?
And OH GOD, please give me a break from your religious demigods, sports casters and political commentators using hyperbolic nonsense to attract another sucker.
Personally, I would prefer to just be left alone with those still so absurd as to wear what a date once called “stiletto healed, please f%#k me shoes?”
Now don’t get too mad, many in my family are listed here, I dare say I have been on the list in my past, but now as an old codger, I deduct 10 IQ points for anyone on my list.
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