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Month: April 2026

ITSY BITSY TRUMP AGAINST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

The Inquisition that murdered tens of thousands.

Burnt “witches”.

Burnt Joan of Arc for dressing like a man.

Burnt a scholar for translating the bible into English so the masses could read it for themselves.

Denied the Holocaust.

Denied the thousands of rapped children by priests.

Hordes massive wealth while millions of its devoted suffer starvation and disease.

As a devoted catholic I remember many of their teachings, like this one at seven years old:

 The nun said, “Thou shall not kill includes oneself. A long, long time ago there was a man suffering from a very strange disease causing him to fall into a deep, deep sleep where his heart quieted to a soft undetectable murmur. The people thought he was dead. They placed him into the tight confines of a coffin and nailed down the lid, lowering him into a six foot pit and filled it with dirt.

He woke up in his cramped wooden casket, unable to move, realizing his predicament, terrified, he began to scream. But in the blackness, six feet under the ground, he knew no one could hear his cries. Unable to withstand the horror of it, he drove the forefingers of his hands into the temples of his head to kill himself.  Even he today is burning in the everlasting fires of Hell. A Hell where the flesh is continually reborn so that he could feel the agony for all eternity”

That night when I went to bed I could not sleep. If I slept, I was sure someone would think me dead. Finally, in the wee hours of the night I had an idea. I got up, stumbled over to my little desk and switched on the light. Searching around in the drawers I found my drawing book and ripped off a little piece of paper and wrote out a short note and quietly crept down the hall to the bathroom where my mother kept the safety pins. A few hours later she came in to wake me up for Sunday church. Pinned to the middle of my pajama shirt, where no one could possibly miss it, was the note: “Pleese do not berry me, not dead.”

You must understand that I believed the Holy Sister Mary Margaret’s story, absolutely. I had not the slightest doubt that was exactly what Jesus did. Only the effect of the story was not what the Holy Sister hoped for.

The next morning at church, sitting at my mother’s side as she dutifully focused on the word of God, I was staring above the alter where Christ was draped on his cross, thinking, “You Asshole!”

 Trump is itsy bitsy, when it comes to the detestable.

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THE CORPSE FLOWER

Have you heard?

A rare Corpse flower is blooming somewhere out east.

As it grows monuments to itself, it attracts flies, beetles and other vermin that enjoy wallowing in its stink of “rotting flesh” and giving comfort to a passion for self-promotion.

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A GOOD EXAMPLE

We were once the “threat of a good example” to all fascists, communists, oppressors of every stripe.  For a few hundred years America was the most effective “Domino Theory”.  So successful was our adventure into a free society that oppressive dominos collapsed in almost half the nations on earth, as their people struggled to duplicate our success.

But then, as an 18th century Scottish historian suggested: You may start in bondage, which will lead to great courage, and if successful, liberty and abundance, but selfishness will eventually root, pomposity, then complacency, apathy and dependence, returning us all to bondage.

With Rome, it took a thousand years.

Are we shortening the cycle?

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THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING:

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.” President DONALD J. TRUMP

If you are tolerating this, what is “Fuckin” wrong with you? Can you not hear? Can you not see?

We haven’t won, we haven’t changed their leadership, their ability to fight back is not gone, as this anal discharge insists!

Has he not yet made you pay, made the world pay, for what was nothing more than his monumental pomposity.

Bombing such infrastructure violates the Geneva convention by crushing civilians, the very civilians who poured out onto the streets demanding change and were slaughtered two months ago.

Of all the incipient, childlike nonsense you supporters have made us suffer from your “Gift from God” from this little angel of a President, this one is coming home to roost at your house.

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THE TATTOOED, SILICONE BREASTED, TOUPEED PEOPLE ON MY BLOCK?

I am prejudiced: The tattooed, silicone enhanced, rug pasted, Botox faced, pierced, annoy me.

Anyone using the expressions “it’s a good read” or “take a listen,” make me cringe.

And what is it with motorcycles and cars that can’t wait their turn? Hell, they are like rap lovers completely inconsiderate of melody.

The extra cost people pay for ripped up pants, or those wearing a pair barely managing to hang off the lumps on their ass, all an irritation. And what is it with the young, putting studs in their noses, lips, tongues and parts thankfully unseen? Or old people that wear and ride around in brags; Rolex/Mercedes/Dior/Gucci or a Porsche as if they still had it all together and could handle it under full power?

And OH GOD, please give me a break from your religious demigods, sports casters and political commentators using hyperbolic nonsense to attract another sucker.

Personally, I would prefer to just be left alone with those still so absurd as to wear what a date once called “stiletto healed, please f%#k me shoes?”

Now don’t get too mad, many in my family are listed here, I dare say I have been on the list in my past, but now as an old codger, I deduct 10 IQ points for anyone on my list.

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